I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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