if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.