Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..