No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT