i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
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I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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