Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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