i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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