I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
You're like the curious george of whores
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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