If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
there was a trapeze. enough said
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It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
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Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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