D3 body, D1 cock
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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