I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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