Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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