so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Fuck appropriateness.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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