Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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