me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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