I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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