I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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