did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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