just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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