remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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