My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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