remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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