Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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