Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
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I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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