Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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