By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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