I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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