Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
What changed your mind?
Being sober
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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