please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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