am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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