he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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