why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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