you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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