This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip