return my video game
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober