I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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