we have officially lost it.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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