My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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