i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex