I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
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Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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