so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
well, you know. whores of a feather.