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• (917): View more from New York City

  There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?

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  Aren't all three of those the same though?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...

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• (562): View more from California

  that was a gay-test. you passed.

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  with flying rainbow colors i hope!

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass

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• (914): View more from New York

  Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street

  (250): View more from British Columbia

  It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.

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  You always say the most romantic things

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"

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