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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  tonight, alcohol would be proud of us

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• (650): View more from California

  I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.

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• (914): View more from New York

  threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student

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• (863): View more from Florida

  I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.

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• (510): View more from California

  stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work

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• (805): View more from California

  My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"

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• (631): View more from New York

  Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.

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• (951): View more from California

  Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.

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  Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.

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