I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.