There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"