it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat