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(337): View more from Louisiana

I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency

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(807): View more from Ontario

yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward

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(802): View more from Vermont

I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.

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(702): View more from Nevada

He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.

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