So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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i need to put some appletini on your dick
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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