How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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