I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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