I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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