wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
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how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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