If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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