no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.