Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.