Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites