I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.