i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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