I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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