Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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