Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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